I know how hard it is ‘out there’ for single folk. I used to be one of them.

Hi. My name is Mr. Gringo. I am fond of Dry Humping. Am I the man of your dreams yet?

Ever since I married a box of pornography though, my life has been nothing short of sweet, sweet happiness. Just last week I came back with it from a most wonderful Caribbean resort where we carried on like the first day I had discovered it at the end of Mr. Banister’s driveway on garbage day.

Ever walked along a seemingly unchartered beach in the sunset with a box of porn? T’was as beautiful as it sounds.

For shits and giggles I peruse the on-line dating services to recall the days when I, too, was lonely and looking for love. Low and behold I met up with Mr. Gringo from Sugartune.com pimping his wares. I swear this ‘dude’ is a total douche bag. If you don’t believe me have a look at his on-line dating profile.
CLICK HERE: Mr. Gringo’s profile at loveaccess.com

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