Keep a firm grip on the soap
So you’re going to spend the next 5 to 10 years doing 5 to 10 years.
Don’t sweat it. I found a guy fresh out of THE BIG HOUSE who is willing to give you the ol’ ins and outs of prison. Of course there are no freebies on his website. Nothing is specifically mentioned. You must pay him first for the inside scoop. What was he in for? I hope not fraud and racketeering. I don’t want any phony-baloney, prison-rape stories. I’ve seen Bad Boys with Sean Penn and Stir Crazy with Richard Pryor. I want the real mccoy — the sweat, the blood, the tears, the even more blood.
To digress, it appears prison is a great place to lose weight. Perhaps time in the clink will be THE new diet craze!
Thanks to Prison — No More Love Handles!
