Hi Honey. I’m Home.

You blogging bastards are all the same. You invoke or appeal to raw emotions and disregard fact altogether.

I’m attempting to stir up controversy to increase traffic to the site. I think I might have something here though. As opposed to raw facts, I will appeal to people strictly at an emotional level. I will create a visual image to draw in the reader and then exploit this image or narrative to convey a message of pity, respite, happiness or madness. I’ve got it all worked out. I just need to find something I’m passionate about in order to corrupt everyone with. I don’t want to corrupt people with mundane topics like the environment or third world debt. I would much rather insight hatred towards those who don’t use commuter mugs or who come to work late everyday. I might even bring in a guest in order to illustrate my point. We could go far with this thing. By studying the basics of pop culture, we can claim an audience of our very own. We can push controversial ideas for the sake of an audience and disregard true issues altogether.

Who’s with me?

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