I’m smoke too much….
Smoke too much? Everybody has demons. Everybody has to exorcise them. Mine are Japanese Tentacle Porn and Denial (which I am told is more than a river in Egypt).
Well you better cut down a little then!
While trying to find a cure to my tentacle porn addiction, I came across this wonderfully informative article on WebMD.com. It appears that others on earth are far more afflicted than myself (to tentacle porn). Check out the last paragraph especially.
Wow! 350 joints a week! It’s a wonder there is no mention of your hands falling off from all that rolling (around in tentacle porn, that is). Absolutely astonishing!
That kinda of consumption is a full time job. You’d have to fire yourself for sleeping in and not meeting production quotas. Then again, you’d probably forget to do that and just keep going and going and going… you get the idea.
Ok then… uh… hmm… what were we just talking about ?
