Archive for February, 2005

Hey Rube!

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005

It’s with a sadness in my heart I type on the death of the famed journalist Hunter S Thompson.

True I am one of the legions who felt Thompson’s writing had been ‘going downhill’ in recent years. So disappointed in 2003’s Kingdom of Fear [I felt it covered a lot of the same ground as Songs of the Doomed; Hunter seemed to be stuck in the Gail Slater-Palmer trial], that I skipped Hey Rube, as just a collection of columns for ESPN Page 2, some of which were entertaining and caused a smile, but nothing that lit the world on fire. Thompson’s last great work, for my money, was 1994’s Better Than Sex, a good mix of Thompson’s political view and humor. Thompson’s scattered work since his firing from Rolling Stone in the mid-Seventies never equaled that time again. As America sank into the mellow sounds of the Eagles and Fleetwod Mac and Steely Dan, Thompson faded into a self induced sunset, popping up only occasionally for his short run at the San Francisco Examiner and the ESPN column and an rare special in Rolling Stone. His piece on the death of Richard Nixon may have been his finest work of his last years.

Thompson will always be best known for Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and well he should. It is truly a first person masterpiece of exaggeration and braggadocio. It will be the On the Road for a generation. Hells Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga brought Thompson to the attention of mainstream America, not quite realizing that the journalist was about to spike its collective sugar cube the way the San Francisco bands were spiking the cube for rock and roll. Thompson said himself in Fear:

"San Francisco in the middle Sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run… but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch the sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant…"

But in finding his own voice, a voice of the ‘Counter-culture’ that read Rolling Stone magazine, Thompson became a legend for all the wrong reasons. He became a cartoon, almost literally, inspiring Gary Trudeau’s Uncle Duke in the Doonesbury [another voice of the ‘Counter-culture’], for which he was never given a cent. [And, in my humble belief, inspiring the bald, chain smoking, drug and booze ingesting, city hating, firearm loving, gonzo political journalist in Garth Ellis’ excellent Transmetropolitan comic book.] Thompson became famous for his massive intake of drugs and booze, which no doubt fueled his own madness. I fear that in finding his own voice, Thompson locked himself in his own box. Like Jim Morrison, he had a reputation that had to be lived up to that may have ultimately lead to his demise.

Thompson quipped "I do not advocate the use of dangerous drugs, wild amounts of alcohol and violence and weirdness - but they’ve always worked for me." Did they finally all take a massive turn on the depleted body and mind of Thompson? In coming days we may know if his mind or body [or both] were found in recent months to be deteriorating from disease or abuse… my guess if this is so, Thompson would not want to be seen as an aging deteriorated shell of himself as Ronald Reagan was for his last decade. Thompson had all ready lived fast, but somehow managed to avoid dying young; perhaps he was leaving a good looking corpse and the memory of him still in his prime.

We may really never know. Like Lester Bangs, HST is now immortal in the literary world. His genius can no longer be called into question. He did inspire a generation to just write what they had to say and not worry about the rules of the English language we were taught in high schools and colleges across America. You can even make up your own word to describe your style, like Gonzo, which is now a term for any writer who seems to break ‘established rules,’ whatever that means.

We suspected Thompson couldn’t live forever, all evidence to the contrary. I loved his writing, I loved his style [or non-style], though I have learned in recent years not to put too much trust into heroes, as they are only mortal men like the rest of us. His sad and shocking decision to pull the plug himself will only be equaled by Papa Hemingway’s suicide and the brutal murders of John Lennon and Darrell Abbott just for making music. We really don’t know what demons HST was fighting up there in his compound, nor for how long. I suspect though that once the decision was made, it put the man at peace.

So long baby,SALEH, EXCELSIOR and Amen.

Streaming new Kings of Leon

Monday, February 21st, 2005

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I have been blaring the latest Kings of Leon non-stop around the house the last few days and if you are wondering why then check out this stream at VH1 of their latest CD Aha Shake Heartbreak. Expect a review here soon. Cool stuff.
Later.

Disc Makers To Offer Free Sonicbids Electronic Press Kits To Artists

Monday, February 21st, 2005

(Press Release) Disc Makers, the nation’s largest disc manufacturer for independent artists, is partnering with Sonicbids, the leading provider of online communication solutions for independent musicians, to provide customers with FREE access to Sonicbids’ web-based Electronic Press Kits and exclusive network of promoters, contest organizers, and booking agents. With this exclusive deal, Disc Makers’ customers will receive a FREE six-month membership to Sonicbids with any new replication order.

"We literally lie awake at night thinking of even more ways to help our customers create a buzz, sell more CDs, and succeed in the music business," explains Tony van Veen, Disc Makers’ Vice President of Sales and Marketing. "With over 22,000 member artists and 2,500 registered music promoters, events, festivals, and songwriting competitions, Sonicbids’ service will provide tremendous value and opportunities for our customers to get girls and secure showcase and festival slots."

Sonicbids’ key product is the Electronic Press Kit (EPKä). Created as an alternative to bulky and expensive hard copy press kits, the Sonicbids EPK will let Disc Makers’ customers create their own easy-to-use, web-based graphic interface that contains all of their basic information, music clips, photos, and tour dates. The EPK can either be e-mailed to a club, contest, company, or event with a click of the mouse, or submitted directly to online promoter "drop boxes." EPKs mean no more late night trips to the local copy shop and any more postage, express mail, FedEx, or UPS. EPKs save time and money.

"With this partnership, we are bringing together two of the leading service providers for independent musicians," explains Panos Panay, CEO and Founder of Sonicbids. "There is no better way to promote discs made by Disc Makers’ artists than with a Sonicbids EPK. Their customers are serious musicians who will be a welcome addition to our growing online community of artists."

CBGB’s faces closure

Monday, February 21st, 2005

According to Aversion’s CBGB’s faces closure, the birthplace of The Ramones, Blondie and Television may be facing closure due to the escalating cost of their rent. It is unclear whether the venerable club will be around next year or will close.
Later.

‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy

Friday, February 18th, 2005

We all know that famous misheard lyric to Jimi Hendrix’s "Purple Haze" but I didn’t realize that there are at least 4,142 examples of similar mis-heard and bungled lyrics according to the incredibly funny website Kiss This Guy. How about "Dirty knees and thunder cheeks" instead of "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap" ("Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC) or "Then I saw her face now I’m a bleeder" instead of "Then I saw her face and now I’m a believer" ("I’m a Believer" by The Monkees). There are tons of them so grab a frosty and plunk yourself down in front of the computer on some rainy day and have a couple of laughs with this great site. What could this possibly be? "I-I-I-I’m Stayin’ the Night, Stayin’ the Night." Have a great weekend everybody!
Later.

Now That’s What I Call Rock and Roll

Friday, February 18th, 2005

   Nothing makes me feel like an old fart than the recent announcement that they’re going to quit making recording tape for recording studios. Crimeny, we’ve only been using analog for 70 years! Tape is dead, long live the king!
   I don’t know if this is a good thing or not. People with better ears than mine say there is a warmth to the  analog recording media [tape/vinyl] that digital cannot reproduce. Who am I to argue with Jeff Tweedy? But hey, I am a dinosaur. I had a cassette player put in my 2000 pick up and traded the GM CD player for a video card! Of course, I have a stock pile of tapes including my cool road tapes from the last 20 years or so, and I KNOW what those car players do to CDs, though now I can burn copies for the car [ahem, for my own private use RIAA spies].

Left_of_the_dial So I told you all that to tell you why I HAD to have [not needed, mind you, but I HAD TO HAVE] Rhino’s Left of the Dial: Dispatches from the ’80s Underground box set.

   This is the perfect box set for people my age [In the immortal words of Dennis from Monty Python and the Holy Grail : "I’m 37… I’m not old." ] who turned away from all the big haired, spandex clad ‘metal’ [and I use the term very loosely] or … geez, I can’t even remember top 40 in the late 80s for something new. My senior year we found Frank Zappa, Beggars Banquet and got turned onto new things by a sophomore: X’s More Fun in the New World, Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper [who’s non-inclusion on this set sticks out like a sore thumb], the Cramps Bad Music for Bad People, the Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables and the very harsh first EP by the Butthole Surfers LIVE PCPPEP [which I still have my vinyl import of]. I wish I had paid more attention to that guys collection because I might have found the Replacements and Husker Du before I did and I know Sanford had the Minutemen, Black Flag and the Germs…. things I have to go back and check out again now.

   If you’re in my age bracket, roughly graduating high school 1981- 1988, and you had an ear for anything not on the top 40 ‘Classic Rock/Album Oriented Radio’, be it the pop stylings of XTC, Kate Bush, the Smithereens [a later day Cheap Trick] and the Pretenders; the left of center social-political commentaries of X, R.E.M., Gang of Four, Minutemen and the Dead Kennedys [and the also missing Alarm]; the fist in your face of Black Flag, Bad Brains, Ministry, Minor Threat;  the slash and burn of Husker Du, Suicidal Tendencies; the acid drenched echoes of Love and Rockets, the Cure, Jesus and Mary Chain  and the shimmering, Byrds inspired Paisley Underground of the Raincoats, Dream Syndicate, Lyres, and the general weirdness of the Pixies, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Julian Cope, The Pogues, Cocteau Twins and the Butthole Surfers…  you start to see it was a diverse time, though you couldn’t tell from the EMF that was dominating the charts.

   If you’re in my age bracket, this set is going to send you searching for your old vinyl copies of Tim and Skylarking and Stone Roses and Sonic Youth CDs and wondering if you really DID leave your Nothing’s Shocking tape at the party where you didn’t know anyone but your roommate and which of your exes snuck off with your Cure tapes. This should be the sampler that sends you off to used vinyl shops looking for the interesting bands that you always heard about but never checked out. Who knew Siouxsie and the Banshees were so… you thought goth was all gloom and doom, like Depeche Mode’s Black Celebration. HA!

   If you’re not in my age bracket, this should be a sampler that sends you to the used vinyl and CD stores looking for the bands that influenced the bands you’re hearing now. This is the Original Alternative, when Alternative meant WEIRD, the Alternative for the group going to their 20th class reunions right now. Before Alternative was cool or a lifestyle… but I ask again, if Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Alice in Chains and Soundgarden and Red Hot Chilli Peppers sell millions of albums, what are you alternative to?

Granted, I didn’t find everything I remember on this set: no Lime Spiders, no Jason and the Scorchers, no Long Ryders, no Flipper or Fear [they may be on the No Thanks punk set, which will be my IRS return gift to myself now]… AND HOW IS THERE NO FISHBONE ON THIS SET??? But from the booklet detailing some arguments, nobody got what 100% of what they wanted. Still, based on this collection, I think I begin re-exploring my [Sonic] Youth, refinding my 80s roots.

4 stars

Going on a Beatles Cruise

Friday, February 18th, 2005

Seven_seas_navigator It’s not everyday that I find myself at a luxurious cruise ship casino with Ringo Starr playing the slot machine next to mine but aboard Seven Seas Navigator’s Beatles 40th Anniversary Tribute Cruise, such experiences were commonplace.  The night before, in fact, I chatted with John Lennon at the Navigator Lounge while George and Paul hovered shyly nearby.

Radisson Seven Seas Cruises sprinkles a variety of theme or “Spotlight” sailings throughout its ships’ regular itineraries with topics ranging from wine to chocolate.  Being a dedicated follower of the British rock invasion, Seven Seas Navigator’s Beatles 40th Anniversary Caribbean theme sailing sounded exactly like my cup of English Breakfast tea.

For seven days, it was “Here Comes the Sun,” as Joe Johnson, host of the nationally-syndicated Beatles Brunch radio broadcast took his show on the road—or should we say the waves?—for a seven day magical mystery cruise that combined the delights of an intimate 490-guest six-star ship and sun-drenched ports like Key West, Grand Cayman and Cozumel with the legendary music of the world’s greatest band.    Rockin’ the boat in the best sense, Joe orchestrated events that traced the colorful history of the Beatles while Revolution, a Beatles tribute band that looks and, more importantly, sounds identical to the Fab Four provided a spectacular audio and visual backdrop.

Rock & Roll Report's Judi Cuervo with Revolution's Now, I’ve been on theme cruises before, or at least I think I have.  The problem is that often the theme of a sailing is so deeply buried among traditional activities that it’s difficult to locate it.  Not so aboard Seven Seas Navigator.  While non-rockers aboard were treated to plenty of traditional entertainment fare, the Beatle beat permeated the sailing with classic tunes piped in over the decks’ sound system, Beatles films featured 24/7 on one channel of our in-suite TV, and all sorts of activities that brought Beatlemaniacs a chance to win Beatle CDs, DVDs, books and more by naming that Beatles Tune, correctly answering some tough Beatles trivia (do you know what day of the week the Beatles first arrived on American soil?) or simply getting lucky in one of many raffles.

When the sun went down, the real party began, most often kicked off by Revolution as they took the stage in the Seven Seas Show Lounge or, in one instance, in a dazzling “unplugged” set by the swimming pool.  As the “Early Beatles,” dressed in the familiar black and white of their first Ed Sullivan Show appearance, Revolution launched into the hits that first triggered the arrival of Beatlemania to our shores.  Fast forward a few leisurely days at sea (and about 5 years worth of Beatles history) and, once again, we are treated to a rousing performance, this time with each member of Revolution decked out in the colorful military satins of the Sgt. Pepper era; another costume change, and we are all transported to Abbey Road.

With every function, the originally small but staunch Beatlemaniac contingent grew until pretty soon lounges and showrooms were overflowing for every performance and Beatles-themed activity.  “When I first boarded and discovered this was a Beatles cruise, I was furious,” an older gentleman told me during a poolside performance of the faux Fab Four.  “I probably wouldn’t have booked this sailing.  But we thought we’d poke our heads into the Sgt. Pepper show the other night and we’ve been following the theme ever since.  It’s really turned into an unexpected treat.”

And how could it not?  A lovely ship, fabulous food, a week of sunshine and a Beatles concert nearly every night!

“I’ll be back again,” I say.  “Yeah, yeah, yeah.”

By Judy Cuervo

hey bub

Thursday, February 17th, 2005

this fucking city can’t handle winter. every fucking thirty feet its another awful but different half-assed attempt at shovelling the sidewalk. no mini-tanks in toronto. no grit. no plows. no fucking relief.

and, because the vast majority of its inhabitants are pussies when it comes to the weather, even in the best of times, they stay at home and shut themselves in. minus twenty with a breeze and its a ghost-town. minus thirty and its like the moon. being a montrealer, means, however, that the colder it gets the better i’m off. the humidity in toronto in the winter is ridiculous, off the lake, you understand? what i mean to say, by getting to the point, is that winters are worse here because the city falls apart. they give up. whatever. i am so fucking tired of winter. gimme some fucking heat. i’ll say “please”, if i get some fucking heat. all that aside, when it does get off its sizable ass, toronto puts together a good music scene. i won’t presume to flog anybody i’ve seen, just look into it for your own edification.

from this i would get food poisoning
from this i would get food poisoning

Now This is Rock and Roll! The Sperms

Thursday, February 17th, 2005

The_spermsThe Sperms are a great three-piece band from Italy who know how to dish out the raunch and roll with style. Great garage-punk rock and roll hooks and a lot of fun, hopefully the band will be touring outside of Italy in the near future so we can all "go out for Italian!" If you are looking for something to make the ol’ ear drums bleed then check out Last Song and Motorcumshot off their latest record "Wow! What? What!" Very cool stuff!
Ciao.

Atlantis Music Conference and Festival is now accepting submissions

Thursday, February 17th, 2005

The Atlantis Music Conference and Festival in Atlanta, Georgia is now accepting artists submissions. For more information check out the press release or their website.
Later.

You might want to consider hoping on board this Taxi.

Thursday, February 17th, 2005

I just received my first newsletter from indie rock A&R gurus Taxi and thought that you might want to check out what they are all about as some of the record label "want ads" sound mighty interesting:

Outstanding GARAGE ROCK BANDS wanted by founder of Independent label who is looking to sign bands on the basis of "really liking them". Great concept!! Please submit two to three songs online or per CD/cassette, include lyric sheets, photo and bio. All submissions will be screened and critiqued by TAXI and must be received no later than February 17, 2005.
TAXI # S050217GR


MODERN ROCK BANDS in the complete range of Green Day to Crossfade to Franz Ferdinand (a very broad spectrum), sought by Music Business Executive/Owner of Internet College Radio Station to add to roster. Station pays 50% of download royalties to artist. You must have a broadcast quality album or EP with a high-resolution quality photo and bio. He is looking for independent artists that are building a following and/or self-contained and touring and are looking for an outlet to sell their music independently. Please submit two to three songs online or per CD/cassette, include lyric sheets, photo and bio. All submissions will be screened and critiqued by TAXI and must be received no later than February 18, 2005.
TAXI # S050218MR

MODERN ROCK BANDS with an edge and attitude, a la Taking Back Sunday, My Chemical Romance, The Matches, etc. sought by founder of new Indie Record label. This owner has previously had a successful Indie label and has worked in the industry for some time having pivotal roles at Major labels and the like. This is the first listing we have run for him so please send your best stuff. Please submit two to three songs online or per CD/cassette and you must include lyric sheets, photo and bio. All submissions will be screened and critiqued by TAXI and must be received no later than February 25, 2005.
TAXI # S050225MR

This is just a small sampling of their listings so you may want to see what is involved by checking out their website ASAP. Just a thought.
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News on Noise Pop 2005

Thursday, February 17th, 2005

The fine folks at Noise Pop 2005 have finalized both their concert line-ups as well as that of their film festival so if you haven’t had a chance yet check out their newly updated website for all the latest. They will also be featuring a very cool photography and poster retrospective from the last 12 years of Noise Pop that should be fascinating. If you are interested in attending just head over to their shop and get yourself an All Festival Badge. Sounds like a good time to me.
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The best British rock albums of all times

Thursday, February 17th, 2005

If you are British you will be glad to know that the following albums represent the top 10 British albums of all time:

1 Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath

2 Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast

3 Sex Pistols - Never Mind the Bollocks

4 Led Zeppelin - IV

5 Black Sabbath - Paranoid

6 Muse - Absolution

7 The Clash - London Calling

8 Queen - Sheer Heart Attack

9 Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden

10 Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible

There you have it. No need to comment. Can’t seem to get away from Ozzy at all these days. Move along Guvnor!
Later.

Taking the Jet to a rock and roll Oasis

Wednesday, February 16th, 2005

I am pretty psyched that the Oasis/Jet double bill at Madison Square Garden in New York City sold out in an hour. To me, if you are going to have a "big rock show" then there are no better proponents then these two bands. They’ve got the attitude sure but they also have the licks to get the bums out off the seats as they say and have the crowd rockin’ in the aisles and singing at the tops of their lungs. A great double bill in my opinion and certainly this show will be a rock and roll highlight of the summer. Very cool stuff all around. When it comes to arena rock and roll, this is what it’s all about.
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Apple’s GarageBand 2 Is In The Spotlight

Wednesday, February 16th, 2005

Garageband_1 There’s a new star in the house and with the 4-track sitting in the corner, dusty and unused, GarageBand has come along and moved straight into the spotlight.

After never getting into using the old 4-track, hoping that there was another way around studio costs and trying to find engineers that ’shared the same vision’, GarageBand has made the whole recording process more efficient and has allowed me to be more creative than any time before. One of the best things about using GarageBand is that infamous ‘C’ word: Control. I’m doing things now that I would never have imagined a few months ago. The thought of using GarageBand was at first intimidating considering I had never ‘engineered’, however once the software was downloaded, the ease of use was amazing. Everything is right there in front of you. Basic enough for the beginner and yet challenging enough for the experienced engineer to keep their interest.

Mobilepre_1 The freedom to use what seems like limitless tracks is refreshing and with a simple interface like the M-Audio MobilePre USB, plugging in a mic, guitars or midi keyboard is pretty straightforward.

The effects were okay in the beginning with version one, but as someone who likes to play with effects on vocals as well as bass and guitars, after awhile, I was wanting more. And what happened next?

GarageBand 2 was released.

It didn’t take long before the software was installed, and after opening up version two, on the surface things didn’t look too much different form version one.  For those who might be concerned about losing any previous mixes from the first version, no need to worry.  Everything was still intact after the installation.

The first thing I had to check out were the new effects.  There are some mouth watering additions for the vocals like Epic Diva and Vocal Reflection. The guitar and bass also have some new effects like English Channel, Glam and New Nashville for guitar and Deep Reggae, Seventies and Studio Direct Box for Bass. The loop additions are also a welcome site as is the built in tuner.

GarageBand 1 lacked the ability to record more than one real instrument at a time. With the new version, you can record up to eight real instruments simultaneously!  You can also change the tempo and key of recorded instruments, as well as lock tracks to avoid accidental changes.

As great as GarageBand 2 is, there have been some frustrating moments and glitches along the way, such as some distorting of tracks and even with 1 GB of memory, functioning has slowed down while adding more tracks to a song. But just as in version one, there are ways to optimize the system to prevent sluggishness, that you can find in GarageBand ‘help’.  Also, there’s a friendly community over at the GarageBand discussion group: http://discussions.info.apple.com/.  Usually if there are problems, you’re not the only one having them. Whenever I’ve gone there for support, I’ve been able to resolve any issues by searching through the recent discussions, and the one time I did post a question, someone was quick to respond.

At this early stage, I am still getting to know GarageBand 2 and am looking forward to using the other new features like timing and pitch enhancement and the displaying of musical notation.

If you want to hear what we’ve done using GarageBand 2, go to The Babylon Cowboys website and listen to ‘Reflection’. For the direct song link go to: http://www.thebabyloncowboys.com/reflection.mp3.

Babylon_cowboys_2 Jenny May is one half of The Babylon Cowboys. Together with Dave Tommo they are holed up in Oxford, England recording their new album on Garageband 2. Check out their website and blog for regular updates of their progress.

New Fufkin and Shindig Reviews Have Been Posted

Wednesday, February 16th, 2005

All the latest and greatest in cool rock and roll words and sounds have been updated over at Shindig and Fufkin so head on over there ASAP!
Later.

New Fufkin and Shindig Reviews Have Been Posted

Wednesday, February 16th, 2005

All the latest and greatest in cool rock and roll words and sounds have been updated over at Shindig and Fufkin so head on over there ASAP!
Later.

Bring back Neil Young’s “Time Fades Away”

Tuesday, February 15th, 2005

Timefadesawaybanner2a_2 Just recieved an e-mail from my friend Thrasher over at the excellent Thrasher’s Wheat: A Neil Young Archives who wanted me to spread the word about the news of a petition that has been started to get the long deleted 1973 Neil Young classic "Time Fades Away" released legally on CD. More details can be found at http://thrasherswheat.org/tnfy/tfa-petition.php  with the actual petition located at http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/release-time-fades-away. I find it amazing in this day and age when every half-assed garage band from 1966 gets their demos, live "studio banter" and burps and farts released on deluxe CD with a sixty page booklet of liner notes that an album like this is still relegated to bootleg territory. Ridiculous.
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Kate Sullivan named music editor of the LA Weekly

Tuesday, February 15th, 2005

Just heard the good news that Kate Sullivan has been named the new music editor of the LA Weekly. As you may or may not know, Kate was the brains behind the late lamented Pop Vultures radio show so she knows of what she speaks. Good call.
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The Rock and Roll Report Record Label Spotlight is on American Laundromat Records

Tuesday, February 15th, 2005

Alr_logo_round_lo_res_1 Any label that is putting together a trubute CD to those cornball ’80s movies like "Pretty in Pink", "Breakfast Club", "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and "St. Elmos Fire" sounds like something that requires further investigation. And sure enough, American Laundromat Records is a very cool indie rock label with a lot of great stuff in addition to the aforementioned "High School Reunion" (put together with another previously spotlighted record label Face Down Records). Featuring great bands like the Honored Guests, The Atomic Hep Cats (great name!) and the Lovable Rogues among others, American Laundromat Records is a lot of fun with some great  bands on the roster.  Still curious? Then head over to the Downloads page of the label and download away! Great stuff with a sense of humour. How refreshing. Check it out.
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and bingo was his name-o!

Tuesday, February 15th, 2005

Well Happy Valentine’s Day to the TOASTER. My ex just broke my knee. Actually, it’s not broken (ACL-how cool is that?), but it has rendered me a temporary cripple.

We Love Getting Screwed!

We love getting screwed!

We were returning from a party and horsing around. She pushed me. I fell awkwardly. My kneecap got scared. Ran around to the back of my leg to hide. Next up: the ambulance ride, the saline drip, and a nice person gave me a shot of some kind of opiate that sent me to a beautiful dream world. Then I got horny and tried to convince the ex or the pretty nurse to climb into the cot with me and ‘cuddle’.

If anyone asks, of course, I was protecting vigorously the honor of a flock of nuns (flocks or herds?) against the unwanted advances of Motley Crue — it’ll be in edition 3 of “The Dirt.” I WAS NOT BEATEN UP BY A GIRL! I’m counting on you to spread pro-TOASTER propaganda to the masses — THEY MUST NOT KNOW THE TRUTH.

Yes, I was drunk.

No, we are not back together.

What has 79 balls and screws old ladies?
BINGO!

Will the end of payola spell doom for indie record labels?

Tuesday, February 15th, 2005

Salon has an interesting article called Payola is dead! Now what will we listen to? that is sub-titled "The bizarre, sleazy system of independent radio promotion may have finally bitten the dust. But believe it or not, pop radio may get even worse."  In it the article hypothesizes that in some ways the greatest beneficiaries of the "independent record promoter" were the indie rock labels and without them the major labels will further their icy grip on mainstream radio with the end result being that the already tightly formatted FM radio playlists will be even more restricted to major label only dreck.

"The indie rock promotion fallout could be especially tough on smaller, independently owned record labels, the very outlets many assumed would benefit if the costly radio promotion system ever collapsed. "It seems counterintuitive, but the weakening of indie rock promotion is not a good thing," says the owner of a small, successful label. "It further cements the hegemony of the major labels and will definitely narrow what’s heard on the radio. The short-term effect is not good for independent music."

The fear is that the indie rock labels will basically have nobody in their corner promoting their artists to the commercial FM radio program directors and thus will be shut out of mainstream FM radio to the detriment of their artistic and financial success.

"How are we going to get anybody at Clear Channel or Infinity stations to listen to our records? We can’t get those programmers on the phone," says the head of one independently owned label that has produced, with the help of indies, top 10 hits in the past. "A lot of people look at indie rock promotion as a cancerous thing. Ultimately it’s not that simple. There was a lot of corruption but there was also a legitimate function. They’ve been a way for independent music, if they could scrape together the money, to be on equal playing field as the majors are."

The last thing that the Clear Channels and Infinitys of the broadcast world will want to do it is feared, is take the chance on new labels and bands thus further entrenching their playlists into "hit, hits and still more hits."

The fear is that without indies, radio programmers, paid first and foremost to secure high ratings for stations that in some markets now carry price tags in excess of $100 million, will rely more and more on proven hit singles as well as older, already-familiar songs, leaving less airtime for new acts. "Radio stations don’t get ratings through playing a lot of new music, they get ratings through repetition and familiarity," says one indie rock veteran. "You think Infinity [in the wake of its indie rock ban] will all of a sudden say, ‘Hey, let’s play lots of new music!’? It doesn’t work that way. I think the playlists will get tighter."

The thing is that this could all be a short-term problem. The alternatives to terrestrial radio are growing daily with satellite and Internet radio, iPods and podcasts. The question is whether the indie rock labels can tough it out until then. As the article points out:

Already facing a shrinking audience, as fans of new and adventurous music continue to flee radio in search of freewheeling — and commercial-free — alternatives like the Internet and satellite radio to hear their favorite artists, pop music stations, with their increasingly tight playlists, may finally be writing their own doom. If so, this time indies won’t be around to take the blame.

It’s a crazy, mixed up new world out there where sometimes the good and the bad are not neccesarily so clear cut. The only thing we can be sure about is that the next 5 years will bring massive change to the music biz, hopefully for the better. Time will tell.
Later.

Cheap Alice and Black Sabbath

Monday, February 14th, 2005

I stopped commenting on the tour plans of bands for the most part because that is a full time job as it is and that is the whole reason behind the "Music News" section of the site but two things popped out at me in today’s edition of "This Day in Rock."

The first is that Cheap Trick will be touring with Alice Cooper in late August. What caught my eye? Both bands will do a full performance but there will be a brief set where Alice will be backed by Cheap Trick! Interesting.

The other item was that the original line-up of Black Sabbath will be expanding their tour according to their website. The dates:

June 11th - Derbyshire, UK @ Donnington Park (Download Festival)
June 18th - Nijmegen, NET @ Fields of Rock Festival
June 20th - Vienna, AUT @ Wiener Stadthalle
July 1st - Roskilde, DEN @ Roskilde Festival
July 3rd - Stockholm, SWE @ Globen July 7th - Oslo, NOR @ Oslo Spektrum

Later.

Some great new music is only a Soundclick away!

Monday, February 14th, 2005

If you are looking for some great unsigned bands then check out Soundclick. They have a great selection of bands with high quality streams and a lot of tunes that are freely downloadable. Each artist has a full page of info and interviews so you can get the scoop on what they are about while listening to their music. A great place to go if you insist that there is nothing to listen to.
Later.

What happened today in rock and roll?

Monday, February 14th, 2005

If you have always wondered what happened in rock and roll history today, yesterday and 2 weeks from next Tuesday then you might want to check out This Day in Music, a great online diary of some of the highs and lows of rock and roll history throughout the ages. A great daily read.
Later.


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